FROM THE OFFICE OF HRH MINNIE PAUZ, ESQ. REIGNING MONARCH IN THE QUEENDOM OF MENOPAUSE WHEREAS, ______________________________________________________Esq. HAS EXHIBITED SPECIAL QUALITIES (Esq.) AND, WHEREAS, SHE HAS DEMONSTRATED GRACE UNDER PRESSURE IN DEALING WITH THE UGLY CONDITION KNOWN AS MENOPAUSE, AND WHEREAS, SHE MAINTAINS AN ADMIRABLE SENSE OF HUMOR, AND WHEREAS, SHE HAS TAKEN CONTROL OF HER LIFE, AND WHEREAS, SHE NOW OWNS IT, RATHER THAN ALLOWING IT TO OWN HER, AND WHEREAS, SHE DISPLAYS A DETERMINATION TO LIVE HER LIFE WITH ENTHUSIASM AND GOODWILL AND EMBRACES HRT (HUMOR REPLACEMENT THERAPY), AND WHEREAS, SHE PURSUES THE BEST AVAILABLE MANAGEMENT TECHNIQUES FOR HANDLING WHAT IS BY NO MEANS AN EASY CHALLENGE, AND WHEREAS, SHE IS A ROLE MODEL FOR OTHERS DEALING WITH ALL THE VARIOUS VAGARIES ASSOCIATED WITH THIS SITUATION SO MANY WOMEN FIND THEMSELVES IN, AND WHEREAS, SHE IS RESOLUTE IN HER GOAL OF LIVING LIFE TO ITS FULLEST REGARDLESS OF THIS ANNOYING THING WHICH CAN CAUSE DISCOMFORT, SLEEPLESSNESS AND A HOST OF OTHER IRRITATING SYMPTOMS, NOT THE LEAST OF WHICH ARE THE DREADED HT'S (HOT FLASHES) AND WHEREAS SHE IS A SPOKESWOMAN IN THE MOST CONSTRUCTIVE, POSITIVE AND HOPEFULLY, HILARIOUS MANNER FOR INFORMING THE WORLD ABOUT THIS, NOW THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED THAT __________________________________Esq. Is hereby appointed, "TEMPORARY" AMBASSADOR TO THE QUEENDOM OF MENOPAUSE, AND SHE IS GRANTED ALL RIGHTS, PRIVILEGES, AND AUTHORITY WHICH THAT CONFERS. SIGNED, ON THIS DAY BY, MINNIE PAUZ, HER ROYAL HIGH/LOWNESS WHO IS A "SISTER IN THE STRUGGLE" WITH ETERNAL GRATITUDE AND GOODWILL! MINNIE PAUZ, ESQ HRH MINNIE PAUZ, ESQ THIS APPOINTMENT EXPIRES THE MINUTE ALL THE HOT AND BOTHER CONCLUDES-ON THAT PRECISE NANOSECOND!